Stupider than jokes. Dumber Jokes 2019-04-26

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Dumber Jokes

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New Coke, Yugo's, Ronald Reagan, all are perfectly acceptable targets. A pepperoni short of a pizza. It would be one thing if the author of this article had evidence and or studies done to back-up what he had typed out. A few fries short of a Happy Meal. A few beers short of a six-pack. The death of Princess Diane isn't though, since she didn't die in the 80s.

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dnn84.qa.gs1us.org Jokes

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For a real lesson in how language changes in a short time watch movies from the 40's and 50's. Some drink from the fountain of knowledge, but he just gargled. If he were any more stupid, he'd have to be watered twice a week. Perhaps she put on too much make-up because she felt insecure about her appearance. He would be out of his depth in a parking lot puddle. Results like these do not belong on the resume of a supreme being. A few ants short of a picnic.

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Dumb as a List of Insults

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And America is not alone with this sort of delusions. His belt doesn't go through all the loops. The title may contain two, short, necessary context sentences. They can just stare for hours and never get bored. An intellect rivaled only by garden tools. Only Microsoft has Cortana-enabled phones right now. To me, war is a lot of prick-waving! George Carlin Toledo Window Box Have you noticed that most of the women who are against abortion are women you wouldn't want to fuck in the first place, man? As much use as a one-legged man at an ass-kicking contest.

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Stupid Quotes (400 quotes)

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. It's very difficult , nearly impossible. Type D's are often a very positive influence for pragmatic decision-making and rational, objective behavior. Fell out of the family tree. Too much yardage between the posts. This was submitted by my wife.

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Larry The Cable Guy Jokes: Larry The Cable Guy Jokes

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The Catholic Church alone could wipe out the national debt if all you did was tax their real estate. Hindus, Muslims, Jews, Christians, all taking turns killing each other because God told them it was a good idea. You really earned those rights! Are they afraid someone will clean them? A fortune cookie short of a Chinese dinner. Warning: Objects in mirror are dumber than they appear. Rough, tough, and hard to bluff.

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25 Insanely Funny George Carlin Quotes

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If brains were dynamite, he wouldn't have enough to blow his nose. . What if it was your mom, dad,sibling, or child, who lost there life? Needing a few screws tightened. Too dumb to pull his head in before he shuts the window. Not firing with all spark plugs. Million dollar body and a 2 dollar engine.

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21 Jokes So Stupid They're Actually Funny

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Basically, everyone can make assumptions but yours seem to be especially far-flung. Happy was into grass and grass alone … Happy, that's all he did. Take paper: the cornerstone of the modern world. What do you call a funeral where you smell your own flowers? He’s got a mind like a steel trap, rusted shut. Not the brightest coin in the fountain.

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In The 80s

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His cheese has slipped off his cracker. For me, many of the points beg expanding, and have immense further implications. One Fruit Loop shy of a full bowl. Men have penises When it comes to being a man, being quick at identifying problems is tantamount to fixing them. Men know this so they blast off from birth like shooting man stars — burning out ten years faster, but setting the whole night ablaze with manness. What if for the last decade, you had been mocking his imminent death — and yet he continued to stay alive, making all your jokes about his immortality seem a bit too uncomfortably close to the truth? A few beers short of a six-pack. Receiver is off the hook.

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